The House now has its Madame

Congress is no longer just a house, but a whorehouse - now that it has its first madame -Miss Kitty, I mean Ms. Pelosi!

Rather than a swearing in session with a bible or quran, it should look more like an auction: "And for this fine representative, we'll start the bidding at...."

Am I the first to call congress a whorehouse? No!
Do I think Democrats more corrupt than Republicans? No!

But the fact that the house now has a madame is just icing on the cake!